The East Campus Nerd Test
Score one point for each YES. The score is % nerdity.
- Have you ever used a computer? If the answer is no, try taking the
Baker House Purity Test.
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Have you ever programmed a computer?
- Have you ever built a computer?
- Done #2 continuously for more than four hours?
- Done #2 continuously for more than eight hours?
- ? (For those non-MIT students out there, this translates as, "Do/did
you major in electrical engineering or computer science?)
- Do you wear glasses?
- Are your glasses broken (e.g. taped)?
- Is your vision worse than 20/40?
- Worse than 20/80?
- Are you legally blind?
- Have you ever asked a question in lecture?
- Have you ever answered a question in lecture?
- Have you ever corrected a professor?
- Have you ever answered a rhetorical question?
- Do you sit in the front row?
- Do you take notes in more than one color?
- Have you ever worn a calculator?
- Do you read science fiction?
- Have you ever used a microscope?
- Have you ever used a telescope?
- Have you ever used an oscilloscope?
- Is your weight less than your IQ?
- Have you ever done #2 on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same
weekend?
- Have you ever done #2 past 4 am?
- Have you ever done #2 with someone of the appropriate (either or
both, your choice) sex (besides your consultant)?
- Have you ever done #2 for money?
- Do you have a Rubik's Cube?
- Can you solve it?
- Without the book?
- Without looking?
- Do you have acne?
- Do you have greasy hair?
- Are you unaware of it?
- Have you ever bought anything from Radio Shack?
- From Heathkit?
- Do you know trigonometry?
- Do you know calculus?
- Do you know Maxwell's Equations?
- Do you have them on a t-shirt?
- Have you ever dissected anything?
- Do you know pi past five decimal places?
- Do you know e past five decimal places?
- Do you own more than $500 in electronics (excluding stereo)?
- More than $1000?
- More than $2500?
- Have you ever built more than $2500 worth of electronics?
- Have you ever watched Dr. Who?
- More than three times in the same night?
- Have you ever read _The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy_?
- Was your SAT math score more than 300 points higher than your
verbal?
- Have you ever done homework on a Friday night?
- Have you ever pulled an all-nighter?
- Have you ever redesigned a major household appliance?
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Have you ever played a computer game?
- Done #55 in the last three months?
- Done #55 in the last three weeks?
- Have you ever written a computer game?
- Are your pants too short?
- Do your socks mismatch?
- Have you used a chemistry set?
- After the age of 13?
- Have you ever played D&D (or any other role-playing game)?
- Since high school?
- Have you ever entered a science fair?
- Did you win?
- Do you own a digital watch?
- Does it play music?
- Does it have a calculator?
- Have you ever used a rare earth element?
- Do you own a CRC?
- Do you own a CRT?
- Do you know RPN?
- Do you own a laser (over 1 mw)?
- Were you ever on a chess team?
- A debate team?
- Do you know more than three programming languages?
- More than eight?
- Have you ever made a technical joke?
- Did no one get it?
- Can you name more than ten Star Trek episodes?
- Are you socially inept?
- Do you own a pencil case?
- Do you wear it?
- Do you know Schrodinger's Equation?
- Have you ever solved it?
- Have you ever used the word "asymptotic"?
- Can you count in binary?
- Have you ever broken into a computer system?
- A government system?
- Have you ever changed your bank account?
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Changed someone else's?
- Done #92 for money?
- Have you ever inhaled helium?
- Do you know the Latin name for the fruit fly?
- Do you own anything that is radio controlled?
- Have you ever interpolated?
- Have you ever extrapolated?
- Have you ever used a modem?
- Have you ever reached sexual climax while doing #2?
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